First of All I Hate Fascism Opossum – Embroidered Knit Beanie - Black
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Winter doesn't care about your politics, but your beanie should. This embroidered opossum leads with what matters: first of all, I hate fascism. No warm-up, no context needed. Just the truth stitched into soft cotton-blend knit that keeps your head warm while your stance stays ice-cold clear. The opossum thrives in every season by refusing to compromise—adaptable, resilient, and unapologetically scrappy. Made from 60% cotton and 40% acrylic with a form-fitting design that works year-round, whether you're at a cold-weather rally or just refusing to let fascism slide in casual conversation.
🧵 Key Features:
✔️ Bold Opossum Embroidery – "First of All I Hate Fascism" with fierce woodland creature graphic
✔️ Premium Cotton Blend – 60% cotton, 40% acrylic for breathability and warmth
✔️ Breathable & Lightweight – Year-round comfort
✔️ Form-Fitting Shape – Snug, comfortable fit that stays in place
✔️ One Size Fits Most – Universal fit for everyone
✅ Why You'll Love It:
This beanie channels the fearless energy of nature's scrappiest survivor. Like the opossum, you're not backing down, playing dead, or pretending fascists deserve civility. Wear it as your declaration that some things don't deserve debate—fascism gets no seat at the table, no tolerance, and no second chances. First of all, always: I hate fascism.
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