The Only Orange Monarch I Want – Embroidered Knit Beanie
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No kings. No monarchs. No authoritarians. Keep your head warm and your position clear with this embroidered knit beanie. The butterfly isn't decoration—it's the entire point. The only monarch this country needs is the kind that can't issue executive orders, can't claim immunity, and can't demand loyalty. Made from a breathable cotton blend of 60% cotton and 40% acrylic with a soft, lightweight feel that works year-round. The form-fitting design keeps you warm and comfortable at No Kings rallies, democracy defense events, or anywhere someone needs a reminder that we fought a revolution to escape monarchy and we're not going back.
🧢 Key Features:
✔️ Anti-Monarchy Symbol – The only monarch we accept has wings, not a throne
✔️ Premium Cotton Blend – 60% cotton, 40% acrylic for breathability and warmth
✔️ Breathable & Lightweight – Year-round comfort
✔️ Form-Fitting Shape – Snug, comfortable fit that stays in place
✔️ One Size Fits Most – Universal fit for everyone
✅ Why You'll Love It:
This beanie is for those who understand that monarchy—whatever it calls itself—has no place in a democracy. Wear it as your quiet rejection of kings, tyrants, and anyone who thinks they're above the law. The only orange monarch we want is the one that knows it doesn't rule anything.
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Your satisfaction matters. We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery for unused items in their original condition. Simply follow our return process, and we’ll make it easy to exchange or refund your purchase.
