First of All I Hate Fascism Opossum – Bucket Hat (Embroidery)
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First of all, I hate fascism. Before anything else, let's be crystal clear about where we stand. This snarling opossum isn't here to play nice with authoritarianism, and neither are you. With bold woodland rage and zero tolerance for tyranny, this embroidered bucket hat makes your position unmistakable. Made from 100% cotton twill with sewn eyelets for breathability. Perfect for rallies, marches, and any moment when fascism tries to creep in and you need to bare your teeth.
🧵 Key Features:
✔️ Bold Opossum Embroidery – "First of All I Hate Fascism" with fierce woodland creature graphic
✔️ 100% Cotton Twill – Durable and breathable construction
✔️ Crown & Brim – 3 ¾″ (9.52 cm) crown, 2 ¼″ (5.71 cm) brim
✔️ Sewn Eyelets – For breathability during all-day wear
✔️ One Size Fits Most – Adjustable comfort for everyone
✅ Why You'll Love It:
This bucket hat channels the fearless energy of nature's scrappiest survivor. Like the opossum, you're not backing down, playing dead, or pretending fascists deserve civility. Wear it as your declaration that some things don't deserve debate—fascism gets no seat at the table, no tolerance, and no second chances. First of all, always: I hate fascism.
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