First of All I Hate Fascism Opossum – Embroidered Bucket Hat
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First of all, I hate fascism. And who better to deliver that message than nature's scrappiest survivor? This embroidered bucket hat features an opossum declaring the baseline that shouldn't need stating but apparently does: fascism is garbage. If trash-eating nocturnal scavengers can figure out who the real threat is, what's everyone else's excuse? Durable embroidery means the message lasts through sun, sweat, rain, and every outdoor rally where you're establishing exactly where you stand before anyone wastes your time.
🧢 Key Features:
✔️ Opossum Anti-Fascist Design – "First of All I Hate Fascism" embroidered with nature's underrated anarchist
✔️ 100% Cotton Twill – Breathable, durable fabric for all-day comfort
✔️ Sun Protection – 2 ¼″ (5.71 cm) brim shields your face during long outdoor events
✔️ Structured Crown – 3 ¾″ (9.52 cm) crown for classic bucket hat shape
✔️ Breathability – Sewn eyelets for ventilation
✔️ One Size Fits Most – Adjustable fit for all head sizes
✔️ Easy Care – Machine washable
✅ Why You'll Love It:
This bucket hat is for those who appreciate humor and clarity in equal measure. Wear it as your baseline declaration—even trash pandas know fascism when they smell it.
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