First of All, F**k Trump – Pet Food Mat
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First of all, F**k Trump. The black cat doesn’t soften the message for mealtime. Coffee mug swapped for a food bowl, the contempt stays intact. This design treats disgust as a rational response and profanity as accuracy—even on the floor. No civility theater. No euphemisms. Just a clear statement about power, ego, and the damage left behind, now stationed where your cat already passes judgment.
🐾 Key Features:
✔️ First of All, F**k Trump Design – Black cat illustration with unmistakable message
✔️ Polyester Blend Front – Durable, easy-to-clean eating surface
✔️ Neoprene Rubber Back – Non-slip base stays in place during meals
✔️ One-Sided Print – Edge-to-edge full-color design
✔️ Thick Construction – Helps contain spills and protect floors
✔️ Easy to Clean – Wipe down after use
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Some messages don’t stop at the table. Even dinner gets a position.
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Your satisfaction matters. We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery for unused items in their original condition. Simply follow our return process, and we’ll make it easy to exchange or refund your purchase.
