First of All I Hate Fascism Opossum – Infant Fine Jersey T-Shirt
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First of all, I hate fascism. Even the smallest activists know the baseline. This infant tee features nature's scrappiest survivor declaring what shouldn't need stating but apparently does: fascism is garbage. If trash-eating nocturnal scavengers can figure out who the real threat is, what's everyone else's excuse? Soft ring-spun cotton delivers comfort for younglings while the opossum delivers clarity. Side seams support the garment's shape through crawling, toddling, and learning that compliance isn't a virtue.
🧵 Key Features:
✔️ Opossum Anti-Fascist Design – "First of All I Hate Fascism" with defiant opossum
✔️ 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft fabric for sensitive skin (fiber content varies for different colors)
✔️ Light Fabric Weight – 4.5 oz/yd² perfect for active infants
✔️ Classic Fit – Runs true to size for comfortable everyday wear
✔️ Durable Construction – Side seams, ribbed knitting, and taped shoulders for toddler-proof durability
✔️ Shape Retention – Built to last through washing and wear
✅ Why You'll Love It:
The baseline starts early. This infant tee honors the opossum that knows fascism when it smells it—now sized for the smallest resisters.
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