Eat the Oligarchs Crow – Stainless Steel Water Bottle
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Stay hydrated for the class war. Three crows and EAT THE OLIGARCHS printed on stainless steel—because even your water bottle can carry economic analysis. When billionaires hoard resources and politicians serve portfolios instead of people, this vintage woodcut design travels with you to rallies, organizing shifts, or the gym where you're building strength to dismantle systems that let wealth extraction masquerade as merit. Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps water cold for 24 hours, hot for 12—long enough to outlast any billionaire's commitment to "philanthropy."
🧵 Key Features:
✔️ Eat the Oligarchs Crow Design – Three crows in bold silhouette with direct message
✔️ 100% Stainless Steel – Durable double-wall vacuum insulated construction
✔️ Multiple Sizes Available – Choose from 12oz, 18oz, or 32oz capacity
✔️ Temperature Control – Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours, hot for 12 hours
✔️ Twist-On Lid – Easy sipping, secure seal
✔️ BPA-Free – Safe for daily hydration
✔️ Hand Wash Recommended – Easy care to preserve design
✅ Why You'll Love It:
The crows know. When oligarchy becomes policy, resistance becomes appetite.
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