First of All I Hate Fascism Opossum – Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Standard Lid
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First of all, I hate fascism. An opossum knows survival. It plays dead when threatened, adapts when cornered, and thrives in the margins. It doesn't negotiate with predators. Neither should you. This isn't subtle. This is direct. Fascism doesn't deserve your politeness or your silence. Fill this water bottle with your daily hydration and unwavering resolve. Perfect for those who refuse to meet tyranny halfway—at rallies, at the gym, or anywhere you go.
Double-wall insulation keeps your drinks at the perfect temperature for hours. Because sometimes the most radical act is just saying it out loud: First of all, I hate fascism.
🧵 Key Features:
✔️ Bold Opossum Design – "First of All I Hate Fascism" with unbothered anti-fascist mascot
✔️ Multiple Sizes – Available in various capacities for your hydration needs
✔️ Premium Stainless Steel – 100% stainless steel and polypropylene construction
✔️ Vibrant Colors – Matte finish with multiple color options
✔️ Temperature Control – Double-wall insulation for hot or cold drinks
✔️ BPA-Free – Safe and Intertek tested
✅ Why You'll Love It:
This water bottle is for those who lead with their values—bluntly. Stay hydrated, stay visible, and never apologize for stating the obvious: first of all, before anything else, I hate fascism. No compromise. No apology. No negotiation.
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