First of All I Hate Fascism Opossum – Embroidered Knit Beanie White
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First of all, I hate fascism. Before anything else, let's be crystal clear about where we stand. This snarling opossum isn't here to play nice with authoritarianism, and neither are you. Keep your head warm and your values visible with this embroidered knit beanie. Made from a breathable cotton blend of 60% cotton and 40% acrylic with a soft, lightweight feel that works year-round. The form-fitting design keeps you warm and comfortable while you stand for what's right.
🧵 Key Features:
✔️ Bold Opossum Embroidery – "First of All I Hate Fascism" with fierce woodland creature graphic
✔️ Premium Cotton Blend – 60% cotton, 40% acrylic for breathability and warmth
✔️ Breathable & Lightweight – Year-round comfort
✔️ Form-Fitting Shape – Snug, comfortable fit that stays in place
✔️ One Size Fits Most – Universal fit for everyone
✅ Why You'll Love It:
This beanie channels the fearless energy of nature's scrappiest survivor. Like the opossum, you're not backing down, playing dead, or pretending fascists deserve civility. Wear it as your declaration that some things don't deserve debate—fascism gets no seat at the table, no tolerance, and no second chances. First of all, always: I hate fascism.
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