Copy of First of All I Hate Fascists Opposum Graphic - Unisex Zip Hoodie
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First of all, I hate fascists. Before anything else, before we even start the conversation—let's be crystal clear about where we stand. This snarling opossum isn't here to play nice with authoritarianism, and neither are you. With bold woodland rage and zero tolerance for tyranny, this zip hoodie makes your position unmistakable. The opossum knows survival: it doesn't negotiate with predators. It adapts, it thrives in the margins, and when threatened, it shows its teeth. Perfect for cold-weather protests, late-night organizing, or any moment when fascism tries to creep in and you need to bare your teeth.
🧵 Key Features:
✔️ Bold Opossum Design – "First of All, I Hate Fascists" with fierce woodland creature graphic
✔️ Back Placement – Design placed on back for maximum visibility at rallies and marches
✔️ Premium Fleece Blend – 80% combed ring-spun cotton, 20% recycled polyester (varies per color)
✔️ Cold-Weather Ready – Medium heavy fabric (8.25 oz/yd²) with soft 3-end fleece
✔️ Regular Unisex Fit – Runs true to size, comfortable for all body types
✔️ Full-Zip Front – Easy on/off with complete zip closure
✔️ Three-Panel Hood – Fleece-lined hood for added warmth
✔️ Comfort Details – Tear-away label for added comfort
✅ Why You'll Love It:
This zip hoodie channels the fearless energy of nature's scrappiest survivor. Like the opossum, you're not backing down, playing dead, or pretending fascists deserve civility. Wear it as your declaration that some things don't deserve debate—fascism gets no seat at the table, no tolerance, and no second chances. First of all, always: I hate fascists.
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