Save a Piñata, Smash Fascism – Unisex Long Sleeve Shirt
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EAT THE OLIGARCHS. Three crows watching, waiting, sharpening their beaks. When wealth concentration reaches oligarchy and billionaires play government like a private game, nature's cleanup crew has suggestions. This bold silhouette design channels vintage woodcut aesthetics for the modern class war—direct, unapologetic, and tired of asking nicely. Made from soft Bella+Canvas cotton for rallies, mutual aid events, or anywhere billionaire worship needs correcting.
🧵 Key Features:
✔️ Eat the Oligarchs Crow Design – Three crows in bold silhouette with direct message
✔️ Premium Airlume Cotton – 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd²
✔️ Retail Fit – Runs true to size for comfortable everyday wear
✔️ Long Sleeves – Extra coverage for cooler weather
✔️ Durable Construction – Built to last through repeated wear
✔️ Tear-Away Label – Comfort without irritation
✔️ Ethically Made – Manufactured by Bella+Canvas with ethical labor practices
✅ Why You'll Love It:
The crows know. When oligarchy becomes policy, resistance becomes appetite.
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