First of All, F**k Trump – Unisex Long Sleeve Shirt
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First of all. The black cat isn’t tired or ironic—it’s precise. Coffee in hand, message intact, it delivers contempt without spectacle. This design treats disgust as a rational response and profanity as accuracy. No civility theater. No euphemisms. Just a clear statement about power, ego, and the damage left behind. It says what it means and refuses to pretend that restraint ever fixed this.
🧵 Key Features:
✔️ First of All, F**k Trump Design – Vintage-style illustration with cat and coffee mug message
✔️ Premium Airlume Cotton – 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
✔️ Standard Unisex Fit – Comfortable, true to size
✔️ Durable Construction – Side seams and quality print built to last
✔️ Tear-Away Label – Comfort without irritation
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Some messages don’t need a speech. They just need to be said.
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Your satisfaction matters. We offer hassle-free returns within 14 days of delivery for unused items in their original condition. Simply follow our return process, and we’ll make it easy to exchange or refund your purchase.
