First of All I Hate Fascism Opossum - Coffee Mug Tumbler, 15oz
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An opossum knows survival. It plays dead when threatened, adapts when cornered, and thrives in the margins. It doesn't negotiate with predators. Neither should you. This isn't subtle. This is direct. Fascism doesn't deserve your politeness or your silence. Fill this tumbler with your morning rage and afternoon resolve. Perfect for those who refuse to meet tyranny halfway—at work, at home, at the ballot box.
Double-wall insulation keeps your coffee hot and your convictions sharper. Because sometimes the most radical act is just saying it out loud: First of all, I hate fascism.
🧵 Key Features:
✔️ Bold Opossum Design – "First of All I Hate Fascism" with unbothered anti-fascist mascot
✔️ Perfect Size – 15oz (0.44L) capacity for your daily fuel
✔️ Premium Stainless Steel – 100% stainless steel construction
✔️ Durable Finish – Powder coated finish with glossy print
✔️ Temperature Control – Double-wall insulated to keep drinks hot or cold
✔️ Includes Lid – Secure lid for on-the-go resistance
✅ Why You'll Love It:
This tumbler is for those who lead with their values—bluntly. Drink your coffee, stay warm, and never apologize for stating the obvious: first of all, before anything else, I hate fascism. No compromise. No apology. No negotiation.
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