First of All I Hate Fascism Opossum – Unisex T-Shirt
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Lead with your values—literally. This opossum doesn't do preamble, and neither should you. Before small talk, before pleasantries, before any conversation even begins: first of all, I hate fascism. It's not rude. It's clarity. It's setting the terms. The opossum survives by knowing when to play dead and when to show teeth—and fascism deserves no playing dead. Made from soft, breathable Bella + Canvas cotton that moves with you from rallies to coffee shops to everywhere your unapologetic stance takes you.
🧵 Key Features:
✔️ Opossum Anti-Fascist Design – "First of All I Hate Fascism" with fierce woodland creature graphic
✔️ Premium Cotton – 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability and comfort
✔️ Standard Unisex Fit – Comfortable everyday wear for all body types
✔️ Durable Construction – Side seams for structural support and shape retention
✔️ Shape Retention – Ribbed knit collar with seam maintains fit through repeated wear
✔️ Reinforced Details – Shoulder tape to prevent stretching over time
✔️ Ethically Made – Manufactured by Bella + Canvas with ethical labor practices
✅ Why You'll Love It:
This shirt is for those who understand that anti-fascism comes first—before politeness, before compromise, before any conversation about what comes next. Wear it as your declaration that fascism deserves no tolerance, no platform, and no second chances. First of all, every time: I hate fascism.
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