Eat the Oligarchs Crow – Unisex Zip Hoodie
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EAT THE OLIGARCHS. Three crows watching billionaires pretend they earned it. This vintage woodcut design delivers the economic policy wealth hoarders don't want printed on a hoodie with a full-zip front—layer it over organizing shirts, wear it to cold-weather protests, zip it up when canvassing door-to-door explaining that scarcity is manufactured and oligarchy is a choice. When the ruling class treats government like a private equity firm, the crows suggest a redistribution plan. Built from soft cotton-poly fleece for long days dismantling the myth that billionaires are job creators instead of wealth extractors.
🧵 Key Features:
✔️ Eat the Oligarchs Crow Design – Three crows in bold silhouette with direct message
✔️ Premium Fleece Blend – 80% combed ring-spun cotton, 20% recycled polyester
✔️ Medium-Heavy Weight – 8.25 oz/yd² for warmth and durability
✔️ Full-Zip Front – Easy on/off for rallies, meetings, and long days outside
✔️ Three-Panel Hood – Soft fleece lining for added warmth
✔️ Unisex Regular Fit – True to size with a clean silhouette
✔️ Tear-Away Label – Comfort without irritation
✅ Why You'll Love It:
The crows know. When oligarchy becomes policy, resistance becomes appetite.
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