First of All I Hate Fascism Opossum – Unisex Long Sleeve Shirt
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First of all, I hate fascism. And who better to deliver that message than nature's scrappiest survivor? This design features an opossum declaring the baseline that shouldn't need stating but apparently does: fascism is garbage. If trash-eating nocturnal scavengers can figure out who the real threat is, what's everyone else's excuse? This classic Bella+Canvas long sleeve fits like a well-loved favorite, perfect for establishing exactly where you stand before anyone wastes your time.
🧵 Key Features:
✔️ Opossum Anti-Fascist Design – "First of All I Hate Fascism" with nature's underrated anarchist
✔️ Premium Airlume Cotton – 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, breathable comfort
✔️ Light Fabric Weight – 4.2 oz/yd² perfect for layering or solo wear
✔️ Retail Fit – Runs true to size for comfortable everyday wear
✔️ Durable Construction – Quality print that lasts through repeated wear
✔️ Comfort Details – Tear-away label for irritation-free wear
✔️ Unisex Design – Comfortable fit for all body types
✅ Why You'll Love It:
Soft enough for daily wear, funny enough to start conversations, direct enough that nobody misses the point. This long sleeve establishes the baseline with humor and zero ambiguity.
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